remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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