I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
