Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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