ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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