But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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