i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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