I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
wow bdsm is so cute
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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