god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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