Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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