we have officially lost it.
only if we run a train.
done.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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