yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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