batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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