oh god the rape fog is back!
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it's like heaven, but drunker
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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