Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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