why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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