i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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