It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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