yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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