She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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