whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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