It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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