HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Are we in a gay sports bar?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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