I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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