i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
