and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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