i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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