Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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