do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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