I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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