is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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