Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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