I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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