Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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