it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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