Is it normal to miss your booty call?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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