People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I want her autograph on my taint
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
