I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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