PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize