So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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