On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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