where am i from again
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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