Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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