How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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