is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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