guys are not supposed to queef...right?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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