This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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