Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
