If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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