im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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