how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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