K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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