did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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