i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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