No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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