Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She announced her abortion via fbk
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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