Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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