I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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